Funny Food Quotes

In my opinion, a good laugh is just as foremost to personal health as eating right and exercise. In fact, if I had to list the top three healthy habits, they would be green tea, broccoli and laughter. Laughter improves our uncut state of mind and sense of delight with life, raising our vigor level and causing us to lean less on unhealthy "comfort" foods. With that in mind, check out these funny food quotes and remember them the next time you spend some time in your kitchen. You can also register to receive jokes and other funny stuff by e-mail from our team here at Recipe4Living.

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In my experience, clever food is not appreciated at Christmas. It makes the petite ones cry and the old ones nervous. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. Jose Simons

She had all the time warned them to wave a plate of rice and peas before her nose when she was in her coffin, to make certain there was no mistake; for if a breath of life was left in her, she would sit up and eat, but if she smelled the hopping-john, and did not stir, then they could just nail down the coffin and be certain she was truly dead. Carson McCullers (The Member of the Wedding, 1946)

All I ask of food is that it doesn't harm me. Michael Palin

The most marvelous thing about my mum is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The primary meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead. Woody Allen

Only Irish coffee provides in a particular glass all four vital food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. Alex Levine

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. Aw Brown

If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot favorably get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste. Jonathan Swift

I don't like food that's too thought about arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a photograph I'd buy a painting. Andy Rooney

My physician told me to stop having intimate dinners for four; unless there are three other people. Orson Welles

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the field of cheese. Gilbert K. Chesterton

The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in replacement for my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings. Marc Ostroff

Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. Enrico Caruso

I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and roughly went back in time. Steven Wright

You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. Ronald Reagan

There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic. Louis Diat

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, along with floor wax, that has fat in it. Dave Barry

I went to a bistro that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Steven Wright

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. Tommy Cooper

Funny Food Quotes